she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it
I WOULD
I LOVE RAVEN
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Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
Perfect.
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Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
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[photo set of moving images. the first image is of a white and gray cat hovering over a bowl of popcorn. the second image is of the same cat digging its face in the bowl.]
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go home cat, you are drunk.
but really.
this is Fabian
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basically all my sentences start with one of these
- ok so
- basically
- omg
- no but seriously
- actually
- ok
- wow
- ok wow (or wow ok)
- wait
- but wait
- no wait
- wait what
- guys
- oh wow
- so like
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“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”
WHY ISN’T THIS HAPPENING TO ME
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