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Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
basically all my sentences start with one of these
- ok so
- no but seriously
- ok wow (or wow ok)
- but wait
- no wait
- wait what
- oh wow
- so like